me: you have rockstar hair, bud.
g: that's what i'm gonna do when i grow up.
me: what? be a hairstylist or a rockstar?
g: no, just be a regular man. no job. no college. then i'll have my hair like this and walk around.
me: then what will happen?
g: maybe a girl will see me and walk up to me.
me: then what?
g: she might ask to be my girlfriend.
me: what will you say?
g: no. but maybe if she begs me too much i will say yes.
me: but what are you going to do for money?
g: i'm not going to have any money. i'm just gonna play video games.
me: and that's it?